You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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