? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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You. Win. At. Life.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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