Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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