yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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