In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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