so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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