found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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