i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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