just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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