Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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