ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
