i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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