people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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