I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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