I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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