whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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