only if we run a train.
done.
handjob tips. give me some.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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