Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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