Say something about gay babies.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I supernannyed him into submission
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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