birth control should be required to get into college
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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