One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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