I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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