if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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