you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize