I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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