Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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