okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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