Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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