I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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