I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
