We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
soo... how was my night?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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