ugly people sure do ruin things
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
