her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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