Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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