so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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