To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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