Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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