is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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