Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
home. puking in laundry basket.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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