How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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