i don't like sucking hair
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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