Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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