I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
