She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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