He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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