I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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