they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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