I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I wear drunk well.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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