similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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its like you know when i get waxed
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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