Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Randomize
