I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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