i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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