hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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