is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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