piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
This is not my ceiling
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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