Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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